贤(📠)真搬进了破旧(jiù(🍪) )不堪的小镇公(gō(🌳)ng )寓(yù )，由(💨)于隔壁邻(🔪)居(jū )的(🆑)(de )吵闹声(💡)，睡不着(🛵)觉。但是(shì )公寓管(🦅)理员告诉(sù )贤(xián )真，整栋(✉)大楼(ló(📶)u )并(🛏)无其他(🕉)租(zū )客(⏩)。怪事接(🚿)二连(lián )三而来，所有的(de )一(yī )切似乎都指向(🌒)(xiàng )了叫(🐙)珠熙的(de )神(🐌)秘女子(🔱)。

Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.

婚礼(lǐ(💷) )策划师(🌥)露西回国(guó )策(cè )划一场英国王(wá(👒)ng )室的婚(🗄)礼，而发生(🤒)的一连(📴)(lián )串(chuà(📘)n )的趣事(📯)，从而收(shōu )获(huò )了(🔃)属于自己的爱情(🔡)。

星宇(yǔ(👦) )公司遭遇(🥢)盗宝(bǎ(🎲)o )集(jí )团(🔭)(tuán )突袭(🧥)，立夏受(shòu )伤(shāng )，丢(🐊)失了云南赤家兄弟的(de )瓷(👩)瓶。林欢(🖍)馨(🚤)联(lián )合(⚪)(hé )考古(🎧)学家高(⛩)震(zhèn )云设下计谋(móu )寻回了瓷瓶。不(bú )料盗(👊)宝集团(😖)跟踪(zōng )至(🤕)(zhì )云南(🗻)该瓷瓶(💸)出(chū )土(🍵)处，将众(zhòng )人擒拿欲挖掘古(gǔ )墓。林(🙀)克服恐(💰)高(gāo )症(zhè(🏻)ng )独自逃(😣)出，并(bì(🍨)ng )联合赤(🏡)家寨(zhài )村。

唐明，就(🐶)(jiù )像(xiàng )很多屌丝(🕟)故事里(㊙)(lǐ )的(de )男主(📩)角一样(➿)，从小到(🚱)大遇(yù(🌂) )到的异性都是(shì(🖇) )女(nǚ )神(shén )级的，在经历(lì(🛰) )了(le )一堆奇(🎰)怪的事(🚹)情后，唐(🤘)明(míng )把(🦂)人生的不幸归(guī )结(jié )于自己从小到(dào )大(🚫)发着的(📋)相(xiàng )同的(🌡)梦，一次(👄)解(jiě )梦(🎐)的经历中，卷(juàn )入(rù )了一场警匪追(zhuī )逐事(💜)业，负(fù(📀) )责这次 逮(🌧)捕案的(💪)(de )是女主(🎴)角白古(📠)清(qīng )，为了彻查本案(àn )潜伏在牛氏(👅)(shì )集团(🔦)的目标嫌(🔰)(xián )疑(yí(🤡) )人，失业(🉑)已久的(🔉)(de )唐(táng )明前往牛市(💷)集团工作，公(gōng )交车站偶(✝)遇女(nǚ )神(🦔)(shén )白(bá(🔠)i )古清，却(👺)遭小(xiǎ(🤺)o )人(rén )整蛊给女神留下坏印象，人生的拐角(⛸)点，喜(xǐ(📎) )剧的相遇(🥈)却触(chù(🕯) )发了悲(🚲)惨的(de )前尘往事：唐明(míng )是唐三藏的转世(➗)(shì )，白骨(🧀)精正是白(🛣)(bái )古清(🛏)的前生(🏹)(shēng )，两人(👓)的关系因(yīn )堕落凡间的唐三(sān )藏(🤼)(cáng )而更(🏫)加亲密，前(💆)世种下(🐑)的(de )缘分(🤹)在两人(🔳)之(zhī )间(jiān )悄然开(🍨)花。为对(duì )抗(kàng )牛总的邪(🧕)恶势力，唐(🚚)明和(hé(🈴) )唐三藏(🤷)师徒开(❓)(kāi )始(shǐ )策(cè )划周(♌)密的营救(jiù )工作，最后，究(🅰)竟是邪(🧡)不能(néng )胜(🕌)正？

Three burglars will soon realise they are not alone in a manor house when they discover a doll mysteriously appearing.

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

故(💺)事改编(✡)(biān )自(zì )杰夫·伯曼的(de )同名纪实回(huí )忆录(🕥)，讲述当(📘)年(nián )他在(🍪)终点等(🔡)待参(cā(👷)n )赛(sài )的(👬)女友时，不(bú )幸遭遇炸弹(dàn )袭击，失(⚓)去双腿(🧑)(tuǐ )，并重新(🍡)生活的(🥏)(de )个(gè )人(🤨)经历。

Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.