Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.
《健(🎨)忘村(cūn )》的故事发生在一(yī(🏚) )片世(🛴)外桃源般的(de )村(🏇)落(luò )里,传说(💫)此地(🍲)(dì )风水有帝王(❔)之相(xiàng ),石(shí(🌅) )员外(曾志伟 饰)(🔳)觊觎村中龙(👙)(lóng )脉,企图与土匪联(🚂)合(hé(😁) )屠村。有(🥁)一天(tiān ),一(yī )声(🚴)惨叫(🔂)打破(🎈)了裕(yù )旺村(cūn )的宁静(🥝),村民(🌫)(mín )朱(🦗)大饼意外中毒(dú )身亡(🍱)(wáng ),大(🈯)饼的(👜)妻子秋蓉(róng )(舒淇 饰(👋))成(🈯)为(wé(🙋)i )了最大嫌疑人,这(zhè )时(💤)“天虹(🚟)真(zhēn )人”田贵(王千源 饰(shì(📖) ))手(🥀)持神秘宝器“忘忧”路过村子(✋)(zǐ )。据(🧜)(jù )说“忘忧”可(kě(🛌) )以洗去人的(🕒)记忆(yì ),控(kòng )制人格(😷)。从此裕旺(wà(👭)ng )村变成了健(jiàn )忘村(👐)(cūn )。荒(🤛)诞爆笑(🛄),阴(yīn )谋不断,其(🏝)乐(lè(💰) )融融(👭)(róng )的世外桃源背后(hò(📒)u )隐藏(🚲)(cáng )着(💴)一场血雨腥(xīng )风。
农村(🧦)来的(🌹)冷(lě(😔)ng )钢是(shì )与发小袁开一(🐯)起在(🚑)(zài )红(👒)石会所当(dāng )保安(ān )。爱(😀)上了(🐅)小姐叶(yè )子(zǐ )姑娘,而鹿(lù(🤽) )鹿却(🎊)(què )一直喜欢冷钢。一次偶然(🔐)的机(😮)遇冷(lěng )钢救了(🐻)华总并为(wé(🥒)i )夜总(zǒng )会解决了纠(📰)纷(fēn ),于是华(🚃)总给了(le )冷钢(gāng )提升(✨)的机会,同样(🕸)(yàng )也得到了叶(♏)(yè )子(👶)。犯罪(🤟)组织吴爷想(xiǎng )利用红(♓)石会(🌝)所(suǒ(⛺) )进行(háng )犯罪活动,华总(👔)(zǒng )被(😒)逼(bī(🤶) )潜逃,将会所(suǒ )托付冷(🙇)钢,吴(👔)爷(yé(💂) )的命(mìng )干儿子庆少和(🤢)狗腿(🗃)(tuǐ )子黄经理设(shè )局强(qiáng )奸(🧢)了叶(🕢)子,为了(le )华(huá )总的托付,叶子(⛩)(zǐ )想(📄)要的平静生活(🛩)(huó ),忍辱负重(📁)想赔钱(qián )了事,不料(🌱)庆少(shǎo )等人(📶)(rén )步步紧逼冷(lěng )钢(➡)(gāng ),收了钱,还(😼)要(yào )红石(shí )会(🐐)所和(📨)叶子(✳),冷钢(gāng )一怒之下阉(yā(🔷)n )割了(🚫)(le )庆少(🌑),更大的报(bào )复来临,以(🐤)至(zhì(🧀) )于好(😱)(hǎo )兄弟袁开被杀, 更使(🚛)(shǐ )冷(🦍)钢走(🍴)上了逃(táo )亡之路,直到(🕯)一(yī(📤) )天他(tā )看到了新闻叶子完(🌳)(wán )全(🐅)背叛了他(tā ),他(tā )心已死,决(🗿)定于(✂)(yú )庆(qìng )少等人(📮)决战(zhàn )。但(dà(🦊)n )仍不改对叶子的(de )真(😨)爱。
隔壁住的(🎻)三(sān )个半熟女似乎(🏸)偷(tōu )偷的(de )在(⚽)各自房间(jiān )做(🖲)(zuò )着(🐪)不可(🖨)告人的囧(jiǒng )事,而这些(⚾)是石(🐟)头没(🚐)日(rì )没夜偷窥得(dé )出(😬)的(de )结(🥛)论。深(♏)知一人(rén )技薄的石头(🎧)为(wé(🏬)i )了满(💗)(mǎn )足好奇,挖掘更(gèng )多(🚁)半(bà(🐛)n )熟女们的私生(shēng )活,拉拢室(🎼)友钱(🌭)(qián )芳和(hé )柳木加入,三个冲(🧦)(chōng )动(🏋)期的屌丝(sī )男(📉)面(miàn )对隔壁(🙎)的长腿姐(jiě )姐(jiě )、(🏝)知性御姐(jiě(🔺) )和甜(tián )美萝莉,引发(🏓)出(chū )了一连(🧖)串让人脸红(hó(🚔)ng )的尴(🐬)尬囧(🕶)事。
宇(yǔ )宙犯(fàn )罪者ベ(😆)ムル(🙏)とそ(🅿)の一味を追って地(dì(🖊) )球に(💌)やっ(🛹)てきた宇(yǔ )宙の(🍜)警察(🖲)と呼(🕯)ばれ(🤐)るスパンデクサーの(🛶)一人(🕞)スパンデクサーAは、ベ(🗓)ムル(👲)たちに襲われていた地球(🗽)の捜(⏫)査(chá )官・目白(🎰)を助けるが(🐁)、そのためにベム(🚊)ルたちを逃(🍘)がしてしまう。目(mù(💕) )白の協力の(👕)もと、地球に(📁)残っ(🍷)てベ(💱)ムルを倒そうとする(🍼)スパ(🛥)ンデ(🚃)クサーAの前に、宇(🤹)(yǔ )宙(🥣)の犯(😡)罪者たちがスパ(🍉)ンデ(🍩)クサ(🎰)ーた(🙍)ちを倒すために作(zuò(😡) )った(🍰)人工生命(mìng )体ゾーラが現(㊗)れる(🗜)。スパンデクサーの弱点の(🕕)物質(💮)で作(zuò )られた(♉)ゾーラに敗(🎆)北したスパンデク(🌍)サーAは、(😽)ゾーラに拉致され(🐟)壮(zhuàng )絶な拷(💏)問を受ける。そ(🤛)して(⏩)残虐(🌦)な性格(gé )のゾーラは(⏪)、目(🥦)(mù )白(🔏)を捕らえて、家(jiā )族(😯)に危(🅿)害を(💕)加えられたくな(🅾)けれ(🤴)ばス(🗼)パン(🚋)デクサーAをその手(🔀)で殺(🈸)すように命令するのだっ(🅿)た。
The uncensored extended version of Don't Love Me - boys feature film with Alex Kelly and Alexander Scott.