"囧货(🕝)(huò )"

"哈哈(🐾)哈哈哈(hā )你的熊(🎇)(xióng )掉了(👌)哈哈哈(🆑)(hā )哈哈哈哈哈(hā(⏩) )哈

3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.

"荒(🏷)(huāng )诞派(🗿)"

"上吊那(nà )裡超好(🔼)笑，可惜(😎)最(zuì )後(🔡)報告近況(kuàng )的旁白(bái )大(🐦)扣分"

"超(🥊)级(jí )喜欢露白，这样的(de )男(😛)人是我(🌂)的(de )就好(✖)了"

"小姐！你的(de )熊掉(🍩)了！"

"啊(ā(🍻) )~这就说(🔻)(shuō )的通了~师傅(fù(🚑) )年轻的(🎑)时候(hò(🔍)u )和爱德(dé )华还真像~师(shī(📏) )丈年轻(💄)的时候还有(yǒu )点儿像大(🌏)总(zǒng )统(💐)啊~"

"（9/10）(🔴)彻底坏掉(diào )的一(⏯)集，片(pià(💟)n )尾还有(🎐)(yǒu )更坏掉的彩(cǎ(👺)i )蛋……(😢)……片(🐴)头的(de )字幕明显是(shì )恶搞(💪)70年(nián )代(🎮)的老电影(yǐng )……………(🌹)…"

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