师(shī )兄李昆在京剧(jù )演(💼)出中(🛍)打起了(le )广告。师(shī )弟侯广智觉(jiào )得(dé(👭) )李昆(🚙)侮辱(🈲)了(le )戏台(👚)，两人话(huà )不投机分道扬(🔙)(yáng )镳(👚)。五年(🎢)后李(lǐ(📫) )昆靠演孙大圣(shèng )走穴发(😽)家(jiā(🛄) )。侯广(❤)智则(zé(🗺) )成(chéng )了剧团的孙(sūn )大圣专业(🥠)户。 李(🍴)昆联(🚙)系到一(yī )笔生意但却需(xū )要侯(🛷)广智(🚇)的帮(😒)(bāng )助。侯(🤸)广(guǎng )智答(dá )应李昆来(lá(🎅)i )见客(🔫)户—(🕳)马(mǎ )老(👢)板。马老板(bǎn )最近迷上了一(yī(🕺) )个网(😌)红，并准(zhǔn )备为她排一部(bù )《真假美猴(🌠)王(wá(🔟)ng )三打(🚔)白骨(gǔ(👸) )精》。因为(wéi )这(zhè )违反了京(🔂)剧(jù(🍆) )传统(🕉)，侯广智(🐸)(zhì )愤然拒绝。李(lǐ )昆偷了(🐚)祖师(❇)爷(yé(🍡) )的戏服(🎽)签了合(hé )同，愤怒(nù )的侯广智(😋)与(yǔ(❌) )李(lǐ )昆再次决裂(liè )。但当侯广智(zhì )看(🐣)到徒(📪)弟们(🗣)竭(jié )力(🔤)招揽顾客时(shí )他终于同(✌)意演(🍺)(yǎn )出(😞)。 试演(yǎ(🍪)n )当天(tiān )侯广智潇(xiāo )洒上台，李(🤫)(lǐ )昆(Ⓜ)内心对(💩)京剧(jù )的热忱被侯广(guǎng )智唤(👐)醒，他(🐴)配(pè(🎶)i )合着侯(📧)广智说(shuō )出了原汁原味(👠)(wèi )的(🏀)戏词(🎓)。两人合(⬅)演了(le )一版传统的《真假美(🎟)猴王(🏨)》，这一(🌪)刻所有(💐)(yǒu )人都感受到了(le )京剧的魅力(🤑)。

A Bollywood superstar hires a prostitute for a night of passion. This one night changes the fate of five characters forever. The prostitute falls for the superstar's driver while she struggles to free herself from the clutches of her sociopath pimp. Meanwhile, the actor is blackmailed for his past transgressions and he seeks to keep his reputation intact by any means necessary. These two events collide into a violent conclusion where not everyone will survive.

是要(🦄)怪整(zhěng )蠱的一方，還(hái )是要怪被整(zhě(🥘)ng )蠱的(🌆)一方(📒)？哇(wa )！整(🌺)人大賞2018 即(jí )將開演。空前(🎁)(qián )絕(🛩)後 哇(🎷)！整人(ré(🗑)n )大賞2018，這(zhè )裡是(shì )藝人與藝(yì(🍣) )人之(😜)間你整(⏮)(zhěng )蠱我，我整蠱(yě )你，相互整蠱(🍜)(yě )，完(🍒)全無(🖱)敵，空前絕後的綜(zōng )藝節目。

A young couple picks the wrong hideout while trying to elude the police.

Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy.

When a quick-witted but co-dependent college girl helps her best friend land a boyfriend, she's left on the outside looking in and is forced to deal with the realities of adulthood for the first time.

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

“我(wǒ(🔞) )的一(🔓)生中(🍈)(zhōng )只害(🤞)怕一件(jiàn )事，就是有一(yī(🛺) )天，黑(🌕)色会(🕺)吞(tūn )没(⛸)红色。”