Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

The story of a bird charmer as he goes on to influence the lives of people while witnessing a change in his own.

When Max, a down on his luck strip club owner, has his life and livelihood threatened by local gangsters, he turns to his wife's connections for help and hires a hitman to solve the problem once and for all. But before long, Max is blinded by his newfound power and his family finds him spinning off the rails as the body count piles up.

清末(mò(🌨) )民初军阀四起(🈶)战火绵绵，老(⬆)百姓(❕)深陷水深(🔃)火热之中，很多人妻离子散(🎂)，家破(pò )人亡。然(🥫)而有(yǒu )一座(🏾)偏(piā(🏤)n )远的小(xiǎ(🚏)o )山镇，却独享(🎛)(xiǎng )着(🚙)这(zhè )一(yī(🧜) )片安(ān )宁(níng )。但(✊)好(hǎo )景不长(🍹)(zhǎng )，镇(🍀)上突然发(🍽)生了一些离(🌭)奇命(☝)案，死去的(🏋)都是村里的青年壮汉，闹的(🚱)人心惶(huáng )惶。一(🥋)(yī )向夜不(bú(🈚) )闭户(🏿)的(de )他们天(🗻)(tiān )还没黑(hēi )就关门(mén )上锁(🈺)(suǒ )，不再(zài )外(wà(🌧)i )出。但(dàn )这并(✴)非长(💃)久之计，镇(😻)长为此召集(💓)百姓，筹集钱财(❇)招揽能人异士(🍦)，希望能找出(🛃)(chū )根(😵)源，除去祸(🔻)(huò )患。

时(shí )间(🔔)回到(🤖)(dào )嘉祥担(⏯)(dān )任店长(zhǎng )的(🚍)猫(māo )娘(niáng )蛋(🛡)糕(gāo )店(diàn )『La Soleil』(🚥)开(kāi )张的半(🌯)年前(👪)，还是小猫(🌴)的巧克力跟香草刚来到水(🍅)无月家，还没跟(🖥)其他猫娘们(🎲)(men )打成(🚵)一(yī )片的(🥏)时(shí )候。开(kāi )始用「主人」(🚢)称呼嘉(jiā )祥，并(👖)(bìng )且在(zài )水(🏧)(shuǐ )无(🥛)月(yuè )家(jiā(🚕) )度过第(dì )一(🎼)个圣诞节的两(🏰)人，和嘉祥立下(🀄)了一个约定(🥉)。NekoparaOVA的募(🙏)资达标感(🆗)谢礼，将为各(🐓)位(wè(🏸)i )送上一(yī(🌰) )段全新(xīn )前传！

麦昆本(běn )想(🐍)给女(nǚ )友来一(🏚)(yī )场创(chuàng )意(😯)(yì )十(➖)足(zú )的(de )求(🙈)婚，但在毫无预兆的情况下(🙋)结束了一场轰(👄)轰烈烈的爱(💳)情，结(🌦)局悲惨而(👸)可笑……在(zài )经历过(guò )失(🦑)恋博(bó )物馆中(🙍)(zhōng )的种种(zhǒ(🦔)ng )“失败(🚞)(bài )”后，麦昆(🤲)放(fàng )下了(le )，觉(🍆)得那(nà )段失败(😃)(bài )的爱情反而(🏒)激励了自己(🐌)，让自(📵)己学会了(📝)如何去爱一(💘)个人(🚏)，用什么样(👖)的方式让(ràng )双方相(xiàng )处，也(🛫)(yě )明白了(le )自己(🌄)该(gāi )选择去(🙍)(qù )爱(🔷)一个(gè )什(🍑)么(me )样(yàng )的女(nǚ )孩(hái )。