"一看(kàn )开(🛁)头和结尾，就(jiù(🕖) )觉(🚈)得这真是好莱(📧)(lái )坞(wù )的改编(🚉)剧(🏒)本，就(jiù )差脸蛋(👱)上镌两坨(tuó )大(🍮)字(🧖)儿：耶耶我(wǒ(👏) )会讲故事！可我(🤒)(wǒ )还(hái )是看恶心(🙏)了。很(hěn )讨厌这(🚊)版的包法(fǎ )利，嗯(🏊)，你的效(xiào )果达(🎉)到了。"

3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.

"初(chū )恋(lià(😼)n )的故事很有爱(😯)(ài )啊(ā )啊啊啊(🍡)啊(🏇)啊"

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"钱小(xiǎo )豪的(😔)蛊惑"

"笑死了(le )XDDDD这(🍣)样(🕜)一看师匠和(hé(🕳) )ED好像啊w"

"小姐你(🐳)的(🏜)(de )熊(xióng )掉了o(*≧▽(🤜)≦)ツ┏━┓"

"还(🧗)记(🕛)得是大(dà )学，全(🏭)班儿就我(wǒ )一(🐔)个(🚄)人去听Jason外教(jiā(💊)o )每(měi )周四晚上(🥫)的(🕊)口(kǒu )语(yǔ )交流(🚑)课~他给我们(men )放(🎭)了这片儿我觉(jià(📶)o )得好看极了。。虽(🚇)(suī )然没有拜读过(🔋)(guò )原(yuán )著，但这(🕶)版所呈(chéng )现的包(🌤)法利夫人(rén )也(🥘)不差毫厘了。"

"lol小(😂)(xiǎ(😕)o )姐，你的熊掉(dià(📹)o )了(le )哈哈哈哈哈(🕦)哈(☝)！！！！"

"囧货"