电影(🛀)讲述了巡警(jǐng )铁(🌅)虎(hǔ )和车长(👣)赵涛(🐞)通(tō(🗃)ng )过破获(huò )蝎(🐤)子盗窃国宝(bǎo )"青(🏖)花(huā )壶"案以及跨(🚸)省市(🌏)盗卖(mài )摩托(🤰)(tuō )车、自行车的(🦏)(de )案件(🗂)，维护了社会稳(wě(📍)n )定，解除了误(👂)会和(😷)隔阂，收获(huò )了各(🌞)自的爱情的故事(🏥)(shì )。

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张乾(🤒)(qián )救了(le )师妹苏樱(🔑)雪，在表白(bá(🦗)i )前却误杀了师(shī(♟) )弟，导(🔫)致了师妹的误会(👯)，两人(rén )阴差(💘)阳错(🏭)来到(💷)现代后(hòu )，张(🍽)(zhāng )乾一直希望得(🎑)(dé )到师妹的原谅(🐒)，却没(🅾)(méi )想到(dào )半(🚤)路杀出一个长的(🥇)很(hě(🐫)n )像师(shī )弟的李一(🤣)白，三人的(de )感(🤠)情在(⏹)这段错(cuò )综复(fù(🤨) )杂且水土不服的(🕵)现代(dài )生活(😏)(huó )中闹出(🕴)不少笑话。

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马云(🐀)是马(🥇)姓裴满氏(shì )家族(🐟)(zú )的最后一(💣)代贵族，因(yīn )其第(🌈)十三(🔩)房姨(yí )太所(suǒ )生(🦆)之子［马十(🛳)三］天(tiā(😳)n )生力(lì )大无(📁)穷，生惹是非，被马(🏸)云忍痛送(sòng )往武(wǔ )馆(🉐)“无双馆”学(xué(🔥) )习攻(gōng )守之(zhī )道(🐒)。

Laura Wagner has a promising career as a young auctioneer, but her life looks set to fall apart when she's the victim of a rape. The rapist is a well-known and respected gallery owner, and the assault takes place after a cocktail party. Laura knows it's unlikely she'll be believed if she files a complaint. But that same night the gallery owner's wife is murdered at home, and the husband is a suspect. His alibi is that he was raping Laura. When the police ask Laura to confirm the alibi, she realizes she can take her revenge by letting her rapist be convicted of murder