《粉色》9

A shell shocked war veteran returns from Iraq to Detroit and finds the American Dream in ruins. Jim vanBebber is coming home - to war.

Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.

Four young people come to Mallorca to enjoy idyllic summer holidays, but delving into the most inhospitable places on the island will begin a hellish journey.

On a remote island off the west coast of Scotland in 1846 a heavy storm hits, causing a ship to sink. Three survivors row through a thick early morning mist, lost and disorientated. The mist begins to clear and The Isle appears before them. They soon discover that it is almost abandoned except for four sole residents: an old harbour man, a farmer, his niece and a young mad woman. Once rested and recovered the sailors are desperate to leave and return to the mainland, but the promised boat never appears. One of them starts to investigate and learns of a tragedy at sea that occurred five years previously causing several young men from the island to perish. When his two shipmates meet with accidents, the myth of a ghostly siren haunting the island leads him to uncover the truth whilst he battles to save his own life.

千(🍽)(qiān )百年来，地(dì )球(💕)上(🍜)一(yī )直住着一(♓)种(🛏)(zhǒng )外星生物，名叫喵(miāo )星人。它们从(🎵)遥(🎁)远(yuǎn )的喵星来(🦏)到地球，化身为猫(🛎)科(🔆)动(dòng )物，分散在(🛷)世(🧖)界每(měi )个角落。萌萌的外(wài )表，加上(📈)机(🗽)智聪明(míng )的头脑，轻易就得(dé )到(🥘)人(🗿)类(lèi )的宠(chǒng )爱(🖌)。不(🈚)(bú )愁吃喝(hē )的它(🚘)(tā )们桀骜(ào )不驯(🍐)，活(😾)像(xiàng )饱经沧(cāng )桑的江湖大(dà )佬(🚽)。犀(🎆)(xī(🚰) )犀利就是他(👽)(tā(🏋) )们中的(de )一员，作为(🕙)(wé(❄)i )一名正(zhèng )牌的(🆕)喵(⬜)星来(lái )客，它(tā )肩负使命长(zhǎng )途跋(🥞)涉(😺)来到地球，却意(🚪)外遇到了吴守(shǒ(🎀)u )龙(📵)（古天乐饰演(🥀)）(🎮)一家，上演了(le )一幕相运相生，喵(miāo )趣(🐃)横(👝)生的人猫奇遇(yù )记。

两个来自北(⛏)京(🕰)(jīng )和上海的女(🌑)孩(🍈)，带(dài )着自己(jǐ )的(🐋)过(guò )去相遇(yù )在(👵)318号(🌂)公(gōng )路，一起骑(qí )行、各(gè )自找(🕷)(zhǎ(❤)o )寻(😞)、重(chóng )新迷(🤾)失(🙄)、又(yòu )再次自(zì(📳) )我(🗡)救赎。经(jīng )历不(🌪)一(💦)(yī )样的人和事(shì )后如何(hé )面对生(💥)活(👚)、理解生(shēng )命(🤓)的故事。

一场错判(🚸)，三(💁)年冤(yuān )狱，改变(📋)了(🏷)几个年(nián )轻人的命运，村里近来接(👿)连(⭐)发生(shēng )多件令人匪夷所思(sī )的(🍤)事(🏽)件(😻)。村里有个(gè(🦎) )年(🥈)轻人叫喜旺，自(zì(😭) )称能看见亡者灵(🎏)魂(⛔)(hún )，二丫(yā )请他(tā )帮自己(jǐ )驱鬼(🛤)，由(🎵)此(🍘)(cǐ )喜旺、李(🕑)队(💡)与(yǔ )所谓(wèi )的鬼(🎒)魂(😵)(hún )之间展开了(🈹)(le )一(🥥)场智(zhì )慧的较量。

辉煌的(de )吉檀迦利(😻)家(🛣)(jiā )族只剩(shèng )下(🛐)公主一个(gè )人，当(🎏)(dā(✝)ng )了“女王”的她与(🈵)权(🧚)力至上的(de )政客发生矛盾，不(bú )知道(🏸)如(🌰)何面对以后(hòu )的种种问题。还好(👶)先(⏱)王(⛽)最信任的(de )贴(🤹)身(🦎)保镖巴瓦尼在(zà(🆙)i )女王左右协助她(🕎)打(🏄)(dǎ )理一切，慢慢的女(nǚ )王与忠(zhō(👖)ng )诚(🕚)的(🥉)巴瓦尼(ní )走(💭)得(㊗)越(yuè )来越(yuè )近。

青(👈)(qī(😠)ng )龙集团(tuán )董事(📀)(shì(🥌) )长过世(shì )后，给青龙(lóng )集团太(tài )子(🏳)爷(😤)留下了(le )镇帮之(zhī )宝：一支可(kě(🌜) )以(⬜)号令(lìng )整个青(🛷)龙(🐗)集(jí )团所有(yǒu )人的大哥大(dà )手提(🗡)电(🌅)话。一日，太子爷独自去按摩(mó )院(😛)按(🌭)摩(🛸)，青龙公司(sī(⏪) )一(🤡)群起了异心的小(🚡)人得到消息后(hò(🚃)u )，来(🎥)到按摩院准备(bèi )劫持太子爷，夺(🙅)走(🛒)(zǒ(🕸)u )可以号令青龙(🤖)公司(sī )上下的(de )大(🤦)哥(🎿)大，欲(yù )控制整(🤵)(zhě(🐯)ng )个青(qīng )龙集团(tuán )。哪知(zhī )阴差(chà )阳(🥍)错(📽)将(jiāng )身怀太极推(tuī )拿绝技(jì )、(🕠)胸(🐔)有大志(zhì )，却因(🌅)(yī(🚳)n )低微的工作(zuò )被周遭(zāo )人嫌弃的(🧘)按(🏃)(àn )摩师阿(ā )宝当成了太(tài )子爷(🌊)并(📨)将(🔙)其绑架。阿宝(➕)乘(🕷)乱逃出后，去找女(💦)朋友阿朵，不料阿(⬛)朵(🔀)父亲因欠人钱，被白虎(hǔ )帮挟持(🙌)，阿(📧)宝(🐋)答应(yīng )三天内(🛴)替阿朵救出(chū )父(🧐)亲(🎇)。阿宝、阿朵(duǒ(💬) )以(🦐)及真(zhēn )正的太子爷(yé )策划了(le )一场(☔)(chǎ(🐻)ng )一箭双(shuāng )雕的好(hǎo )戏，却上演(yǎ(🎥)n )了(🏇)一场又一(yī )场(🎼)啼(🐖)笑(xiào )皆非的“闹(nào )剧”，一边是青龙(ló(😲)ng )集(🐮)团错(cuò )认阿宝为太(tài )子爷，一边(🚑)是(💳)阿(🍍)宝(bǎo )错认为(🤐)这(💞)是未来老(lǎo )丈人(❔)的考题，将青(qīng )龙(🚫)集(🚮)团上下骗得团(tuán )团转。阿宝和阿朵(🛹)从(💦)合作布局，到产(💥)生误会，到合(hé )力(💩)救(🗾)出阿朵的父亲(🥊)(qī(🛣)n )，磨难重重，考验(yàn )不断。剧情跌宕起(🍎)(qǐ(👾) )伏、搞(gǎo )笑逗(dòu )逼，按(àn )摩师阿(🛵)(ā(🧗) )宝更(gèng )是成为(💍)(wé(🥢)i )了承载底层(céng )小人物(wù )英雄情怀(🎩)以(➗)(yǐ )及忠贞(zhēn )爱情的一代(dài )了不(🥁)起(🖱)(qǐ(💾) )的“按摩侠(xiá(⬇) )”！