On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…
青(🥔)龙集(jí )团(🖕)(tuán )董事长(🍽)过世后(hò(👦)u ),给(gěi )青龙(🌭)集(🚑)团太子(zǐ(🐍) )爷(yé )留下(🏴)了镇帮之(🥕)宝:一(yī(🚣) )支可以号(🎢)令整(zhěng )个(🕞)青龙集团(⌛)所有(yǒu )人(🕛)的(de )大哥大(♈)手提电(dià(🔟)n )话(huà )。一日(⏲),太子爷独(dú )自去按摩院按摩(mó ),青龙公司一群起了(le )异心的小(🚧)人得(dé )到(🙀)(dào )消息后(🌍),来到(dào )按(🌵)摩(mó )院准备(🦆)劫持太(tà(🐻)i )子(zǐ )爷,夺(📎)走可以号(📫)令(lìng )青龙(⛰)公司上下(✉)的(de )大哥大(😶),欲控制(zhì(🕘) )整个(gè )青(🚵)龙集团。哪(nǎ(⛹) )知(zhī )阴差(🔎)阳错将身(⛹)(shēn )怀太(tà(🚟)i )极推拿绝(🅰)技、胸(xiō(🐢)ng )有大志,却(🚦)因低微的(🏍)(de )工作被周(🔒)遭人(rén )嫌(🏠)弃的按摩(🌴)师阿(ā )宝(🛤)当(dāng )成了太子爷并(bìng )将(jiāng )其绑架。阿宝乘乱(luàn )逃出后,去找女(😕)(nǚ )朋友阿(🚽)朵,不料阿(🚓)朵(duǒ )父亲(👼)因欠人钱(qiá(🔇)n ),被白虎帮(🌵)挟持(chí ),阿(🎁)(ā )宝答应(😊)三天内(nè(💼)i )替(tì )阿朵(📑)救出父亲(🎳)。阿(ā )宝、(🕣)阿朵以及(👌)真(zhēn )正的太(📏)子爷策划(🗾)(huá )了一(yī(💿) )场一箭双(🥊)雕的(de )好(hǎ(📅)o )戏,却上演(🚻)了(le )一场(chǎ(⛑)ng )又一场啼(😣)笑皆(jiē )非(🐮)(fēi )的“闹剧(💏)”,一边是(shì(👩) )青龙集团(🎸)错认(rèn )阿宝为太子爷,一边(biān )是阿宝错认为(wéi )这(zhè )是未来老(😰)丈人的考(♈)(kǎo )题,将青(🍚)龙集团(tuá(⛅)n )上下骗得团(🎓)团转。阿(ā(😉) )宝和阿朵(😷)从合(hé )作(🐥)(zuò )布局,到(🐻)产生(shēng )误(🏙)会(huì ),到合(💻)力救出(chū(🚑) )阿(ā )朵的(🈵)父亲,磨难重(🎻)(chóng )重,考验(🤕)不断。剧情(🈂)跌宕起伏(🎊)、搞笑(xià(🌩)o )逗逼,按摩(🍦)师(shī )阿(ā(💐) )宝更是成(🥚)为了(le )承载(📕)(zǎi )底层小(🎠)人物英(yī(🏙)ng )雄(xióng )情怀(🌖)以及忠贞爱情的(de )一代了不起的(de )“按摩侠”!
此(cǐ )片以(yǐ )在民间广(👶)为流(liú )传(㊗)(chuán )的民国(🌄)“鬼新(xīn )娘(🥠)”故事为背景(😑),讲(jiǎng )述了(♏)都市青年(🚄)林青衣(yī(🎀) )和梁晓光(💚)感人(rén )至(👷)(zhì )深的爱(🤲)情故事(shì(🌀) )。
A free-spirited, aspiring painter moves to Venice, California where she falls for a charismatic gallery director and learns that commitment is a choice - love is not.
Brian and Jenny are preparing for the big opening of their bed and breakfast, Emily's Country Inn, when a huge storm hits Bucks County. Brian agrees to return to Wall Street to boost their funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening on time.
梅(méi )姨是(🥄)一个生活(huó(🥕) )在(zài )社会(🌴)最底层的(🥨)人,为了生(🌕)计,为了(le )抚(⛰)养儿子毅(🌲)天一(yī )直(🕌)做(zuò )按摩(🆓)女。漫长(zhǎ(🚈)ng )的(de )岁月被(🎁)毒贩引(yǐ(🚴)n )诱染(rǎn )上(👓)了毒瘾。孟(mèng )豹(bào )是毅天的同学,整天游手好闲,欺(qī )负同学并(🌅)收取同(tó(🕦)ng )学的(de )保护(🙎)费。小江(jiāng )是(shì )毅天的(🦄)同学也(yě(💰) )是从(cóng )小(♉)一起长大(📠)的好(hǎo )兄(🔉)弟,由于不(🏈)肯给交(jiā(🌡)o )保护费被(🎦)孟豹(bào )欺(🔷)(qī )负。闻讯赶(🐩)来(lái )的毅(🎽)(yì )天为了(🙎)救小江(jiā(🙂)ng )把(bǎ )老妈(🖱)刚给的两(🎎)百块(kuài )钱(🏅)给了孟豹(😣),孟(mèng )豹收(🍝)了钱却又(🔁)侮辱了(le )毅(🎼)天母亲,毅(yì )天(tiān )气不过把孟豹(bào )一顿(dùn )臭打。毒枭老(lǎo )黑(hē(🗝)i )正好路过(🔭),救下了孟(😳)豹。毅天孟(🚊)豹(bào )从此结下梁子。孟(✉)豹(bào )跟了(👆)毒枭老黑(🏫)(hēi )后(hòu ),一(🏂)直给瘾君(⛅)(jun1 )子送(sòng )货(🌵),其中就有(🏀)毅(yì )天的(🔂)母亲梅姨(🤢)。故事(shì )究竟(👽)会向什么(🚫)(me )方向发展(🍮)?让我(wǒ(🤯) )们拭(shì )目(🚒)以待。
两个(💁)(gè )来(lái )自(💺)北京和上(♿)海的女(nǚ(🧟) )孩,带着自(❓)己的(de )过去(🐷)相遇在318号公路,一起骑行、各(gè )自(zì )找寻、重新迷(mí )失、又(🍘)再次自我(🤨)救(jiù )赎(shú(🤫) )。经历不一(🧦)样的人和事后如何面(🍡)对(duì )生活(🈶)、理解生(🙂)命(mìng )的故(📫)(gù )事。
Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.