Naples, Achille Tarallo, bus driver and father of three, implements his modest income by singing at weddings. He's part of a trio, along with his two inseparable friends Cafe and Pennabic. ......

在一家救(jiù )济院，病(bìng )人被拍恐(🍰)怖(bù )片进行精(😪)(jīng )神病研究(jiū(🧕) )，他们都(dōu )疯了(🙇)。这(zhè )些电影被(bèi )曝光了，其中五成(chéng )画面是七(qī )八十年代(dà(🛎)i )OOXX的场景，给你不(🖌)一样的观影体(🐩)验……

不(bú )管(🧑)这导演(yǎn )嗑了什么(me )很纯的，全部都要(yào )给你来一(yī )点！在澳(à(🛺)o )洲这座曾经被(🌁)称作「无主之(🈴)地(dì )」（Terra Nullius）的(🚉)(de )大陆，历(lì )史以前所(suǒ )未见的观(guān )点重新诠(quá(👜)n )释：当《疯狂麦(♈)斯(sī )》末日场景(🥊)(jǐng )成为难民(mí(🔆)n )拘留地，食人羊成(chéng )为反殖民(mín )叛乱份子(zǐ )，《沙漠(mò )妖姬》与(yǔ(😮) )电视剧《请喜欢(🅰)我(wǒ )》有了跨(kuà(💩) )时空的酷儿对(🍲)话……本片以近(jìn )似DJ取样混(hún )音之拼贴(tiē )手法，打(dǎ )开了虚(🎿)构(gòu )与史实间(🏕)(jiān )的神秘黑洞(♒)，大量援引电影(🥏)名(míng )场景与历(lì )史典故，穿越时空(kōng )与各种语(🚫)(yǔ )境，重写(xiě )、(🏛)改写、乱写，全(🖕)(quán )面毁坏观众(🤜)的三观！这是一部(bù )政治复仇(chóu )预言，杂(zá )揉讽刺喜(xǐ )剧、生(🍆)态(tài )恐怖与公(🌳)(gōng )路电影类(lè(🌊)i )型，写下(xià )澳洲(🏧)国族(zú )神话从未被纪录的史诗篇章。

After being double-crossed by Hondo on her own ship, Maz tells some stories.

华小帅性(xìng )格腼腆懦(nuò(🏕) )弱，时常(cháng )陷入(📷)自我(wǒ )幻想中(🐘)无(wú )法自拔。刚(🔶)进大学就被“热心”学长强(qiáng )势欺负。又因为性(xì(🐵)ng )格内向无(wú )法(😏)融入集(jí )体，三(🕊)个(gè )室友为了(♓)(le )帮助他走(zǒu )出自我，决定“强迫(pò )”他追求(qiú )班花、做(zuò )自我激(📳)励(lì )训练。然(rá(🖲)n )而事与愿(yuàn )违(🛏)，华小(xiǎo )帅屡屡(🌜)挫(cuò )败，意外(wài )不断，期(qī )间杀出跑车男来搅局，华小帅阴差阳(🍻)错(cuò )被班花“指(😜)定”成(chéng )男友，他(🚃)(tā )还没来得(dé )及高兴又(yòu )“被分手”了，经历了短暂的(de )“爱情”波折(📞)后华(huá )小帅反(😶)而(ér )有所领悟(🐴)(wù )。在一次(cì )偶(🅾)遇交通(tōng )事故中，华小帅的内心彻底被(bèi )点燃，他(tā )挺身而出(🖋)(chū )拦下肇事(shì(🤘) )的跑车男(nán )，同(🐻)时也(yě )认识了(🚿)郝(hǎo )玉清，从(cóng )此他也逐(zhú )渐打开心(xīn )门，勇敢地做自己。小帅(📪)和三个好兄弟(🐓)(dì )上演了一(yī(💑) )出爆笑青(qīng )春成长故(gù )事。

故事(shì )主人公金(jīn )钟贤和易阳游(⭕)昊时常会在学(🤷)校(xiào )里为同班(🦑)(bān )女生淑芬(fē(🍜)n )吃醋，并(bìng )常常因此(cǐ )进行各种(zhǒng )杀马特式(shì )的比赛，可淑芬(😕)对此完全不感(📔)(gǎn )冒。学校(xiào )的(🍹)看门大(dà )爷一(📀)直在(zài )学校门口(kǒu )边吃蒜边(biān )吹箫，令(lìng )所有人都(dōu )不知其(🎏)真(zhēn )实目的。故(🐙)事的讲述者熊(🍭)霸天在梦里将已经沉睡(shuì )长久的笔(bǐ )仙翠花从(cóng )另一个世(🚡)(shì )界给解禁(jì(🎢)n )出来，翠(cuì )花为(📤)了复仇，誓要消(🗑)灭“杀马(mǎ )特小村庄(zhuāng )”的所有(yǒu )人，而此(cǐ )时，易阳(yáng )游昊勇敢(🚓)(gǎn )的站了出(chū(🏥) )来，金钟(zhōng )贤也(🛠)在淑芬的刺激(🥇)下(xià )，和易阳(yáng )游昊一起(qǐ )并肩作战(zhàn )，最终在(zài )守门大爷(yé(🅿) )的帮助下(xià )，将(🌰)翠花(huā )消灭，众(🕢)(zhòng )同学也因(yīn )共同抵抗邪恶力量，而变得更加团结和(hé )热爱(🐝)学习(xí )。

极具音(🚮)(yīn )乐天赋的(de )小(🔫)提琴家(jiā )Rose在作(🖱)曲家(jiā )父亲Richard死后继承了他的大宅子，Rose在宅子中(zhōng )发现了父(fù(🚋) )亲所作的(de )遗作(㊗)中有(yǒu )一些神(🐶)秘(mì )的符号，在(🏋)她的助(zhù )手Charles的协助下，Rose逐步破(pò )解了这些(xiē )神秘符号(hào )，同时(🕢)也(yě )牵扯出她(⭐)(tā )和父亲身(shē(⬆)n )后隐藏的(de )惊人秘密(mì )。

Juanita, a loud 35 year old mulata, returns to her homeland to spend Christmas with their loved ones along with 350,000 Dominicans living abroad. She does not come alone, she's accompanied by Mariano, a rough Spanish man much older than her, he's anxious to get to know this island where you can sow 365 days a year. Mariano has decided for the first time in his life to take a risk, he sells his share of the land in Burgo de Osma to a brother and helps Juanita pay for the mortgage of her house in Santo Domingo just when she was about to lose it to the bank. Upon arrival, Juanita confesses she has two children, Mariano confesses in return to have taken advantage of her illegal status in order to get her to stay with him. Amidst these confessions the avalanche of family and friends falls on them, among them is Jairo, the father of her children, a typical 30 year old street wise Dominican who looks at him with jealousy. What Juanita did not confess to Mariano is that she has allowed Jairo to stay at her house to help with the children. Juanita and Mariano, who while being in Spain clung to each other like two castaways to a raft, will try not to drown in Santo Domingo.

本片讲(jiǎng )述了分属(shǔ )两个政治集团的(🐴)夫妻狄云和凌(💑)雪之间，在面对(🌫)婚(hūn )姻危机之(🚎)(zhī )后，共同(tóng )找回属于(yú )两个人的(de )爱情，并最终同仇敌忾，将倒(⤴)(dǎo )卖国家火(huǒ(🎩) )器的西厂(chǎng )提(😸)督刘保(bǎo )绳之(🦆)以法(fǎ )的故事。