"现在(zài )这些人(rén )拍的真心不好(hǎo )看，支(zhī )持郑伊健、陈(chén )小春版(bǎn )的走起！！！你们无(wú(🍯) )法超越(🛡)"

"类似电(🐓)(diàn )锯惊(🚯)魂(hún )"

"呵(👸)呵，沙发(📨)！还行吧(⏱)(ba )，就是搞(🕢)笑！于我(Ⓜ)而(ér )言(🕡)，假！"

"同爷(🚆)(yé )异奶(🛃)的(de )终极(🍻)狗血剧(🗝)情(qíng )原(🧛)来还(há(🥢)i )真有啊(💏)。"

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"你知(🧘)道(dào )我大哥是谁吗(ma )?我大哥(gē )是陈浩南"